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Aria's Pussy Commercial
03:20
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Aria's pussy is all fine meat
Aria's pussy fun to eat
Aria's pussy is easy to serve
Nothing but a lovely piece of turf
Night and day - Aria's pussy
Anyway - Aria's pussy
Fur burger - Aria's pussy
Fuzzy is fun - but bald is better
Aria's pussy leading doctors say
"Aria's pussy keeps us away"
Aria's pussy is good for your health
Buy some now and spoil yourself
Aria's pussy tastes so sweet
Aria's pussy smells exquisite
Let Aria's pussy itself reveal
The delightful secret of its international appeal
Totally delectable
Simply unrejectable
Highly addictable
Absolute bliss predictable
Aria's pussy - no matter how
Aria's pussy better get some now
Before the drugstore's closed or run out of it
The tongue test proves - your family will love it
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2. |
I'm A Taurus
03:14
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Baby I'm a Taurus, a Taurus, OK
Twenty-first of April to twentieth of May
And I want
I want a beef-eating woman
Red meat
I M A T A U R U S O K
Watch your head 'cause I might hurt the motherfucker
If you don't get outta my way
Baby I'm a Taurus, a Taurus, OK
Baby if you want me say olé
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You may put your trust
In your car mechanic
You may put your trust
In your preacher man
You may put your trust
In your fortune teller
You may trust your Mr. record label president
You may put your trust in any sweet talking guy
But you can't trust no Gemini
They will let you pay
The bill at Val's café
They will rip you off
At the record swap
They will cheat at hearts
Or any game of cards
They will push in
At the sauna club
Ask them and they will deny
That you can't trust no Gemini
Ain't no pope in Rome
Talking to another
Ain't no real man
Who doesn't get no wood
You ain't got no twat
You ain't gonna be no mother
And if you got one
You just ain't no good
Ain't no little girl
Who wouldn't tell a lie
And you can't trust no Gemini
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4. |
You're A Cancer
02:58
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You're a real tough guy
Muscles everywhere
If somebody dares to fuck you
He'd rather get outta there
Here comes one of those
You punch him in the nose
So he'll turn up his toes
You wish
Too bad
You're a Cancer
(You ain't half as good)
(As you wish you would)
(And you wish you could)
But you can't (no)
Everything about you
Is glamour, style and class
You got so much cool, baby
It's coming outta your ass
On the toilet bowl
From your beauty mole
to your platform sole
Everybody loves you
From the bottom of their heart
I just came to tell you
You're beautiful and smart
And it's plain to see
Your popularity
Is rising constantly
You love to burn your money
'Cause your wealth is so immense
You could buy the statue of liberty
And rocket it back to France
Money reassures
Slot machines and whores
Vegas is all yours
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5. |
Do The Leo
02:07
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Come on and roar now you pussycats
Roar, pussycats, roar
Do the Leo
Shake your mane now you pussycats
Shake, pussycats, shake
Do the Leo
Sneak up to your partner
And jump on his back
Show your teeth now, pussycats
And bite his neck
That's how, pussycats, that's how
To do the Leo
Do the Leo you pussycats
Dance, pussycats, dance
Do the Leo
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6. |
Darling Virgo Boy
02:53
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Do you wanna be my Daddy-O, darling Virgo boy?
Do you want me to be your betty, oh, darling Virgo boy?
Do you wanna be like a real man, darling Virgo boy?
Do you want to beat up my ex-boyfriend, darling Virgo boy?
Will you be horny like I am juicy, darling Virgo boy?
Will you shave your balls like I shaved my legs, darling Virgo boy?
Will you love me like I love you, darling Virgo boy?
Will you go down on me like I tell you to, darling Virgo boy?
V I R G O boy
Darling Virgo boy
We're gonna have a hell of a time, darling Virgo boy
We're gonna be so happy that you are mine, darling Virgo boy
We're gonna be Marilyn and DiMaggio, darling Virgo boy
I'll bleed you white and let you go, darling Virgo boy
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7. |
Hey Little Libra
03:39
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Today is a good day for dancing
And unexpected romancing
Be nice to somebody who
Attempts to get close to you
Hey little Libra go downtown
Hey little Libra go to the shop
Hey little Libra to the newspaper rack
Steal a tabloid and read your horoscope
If you find you're being forced
In a certain direction, don't fight it
If you find you're being appealed
By a certain attraction, don't hide it
You are up against forces
That you can't hope to beat
If you try to avoid somebody
The stars tell you to meet
Today is a good day for drinking
Shake hands with a new way of thinking
But better don't look to deep
Into some person's motives
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Go, go, Scorpio
02:40
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Go, go, Scorpio, go, go, Scorpio!
Let me tell you 'bout a guy I know
The girls go ooba gooba 'cause they love him so
He goes by the sign of Scorpio
When he shows up the girls all go:
Please, sting me!
Please, please, go, go, Scorpio, go, go, Scorpio!
He's getting his way with a girl named Bo
He's getting his way with a girl named Mo
Kristy Marlana and Marilyn Monroe
They all want him and they tell him so
Please, sting me!
Please, please, go, go, Scorpio, go, go, Scorpio!
He's got a slick car with the trunk full of dough
He's got a custom-made tuxedo
He's a lubed-up beefcake of a daddy-o
A pretty face and a nice popo
Please, sting me!
Please, please, go, go, Scorpio, go, go, Scorpio!
If he gives you a smile you melt like snow
If he looks into your eyes you can't say no
If he buys you a drink it will K. you O.
He can pick up a girl at the gay disco
Please, sting me!
Please, please, go, go, Scorpio, go, go, Scorpio!
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9. |
Sagittarius Song
03:14
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Sexy Satan
Sultry Sphinx
Slinky stunner
Subconscious
Scandalous
Sagittarius
Sweet seventeen
Silly sexpot
Slutty strapper
Sagacious
Salacious
Sagittarius
Sapphic striptease
Swingin' squaws
Special starlets
Satisfying
Sanctifying
Sagittarius
Sticky squirtgun
Saucy salami
Scruffy squalor
So sickening
Suffocating
Sagittarius
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I adore you, spoiled little brat
You make me think with the wrong head
The way you play with me, I just can't win
You let me take you home, but never ask me in
You make me go mad, Capricorn
You rip my heart to shreds, Capricorn
Best girl I never had, Capricorn
Why are you so bad, Capricorn
Why do I believe what can't be true
Still I'm grateful just to get kicked by you
Maybe you will change your mind some day
I love you even more when you push me away
Capricorn, I ain't askin' for too much
I don't want your affection, just a little touch
So save me a part in your poodle act
And you can lead me with a dog collar 'round my neck
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11. |
The Funky Aquarius
04:05
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^^^
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12. |
Pass The Fish Stew
02:16
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Heat oil
In a Pot
Add garlic
Onions, too
Sauté
Five minutes
Add Potatoes
And keep stirring till they're brown
Yummy
Add fish
Stock
Tomatoes
Wine
Fennel
Bay leaf
Salt
Crushed red pepper and black pepper
Bring it to a boil
But then
Reduce heat
And simmer
Twenty minutes
Well, maybe twenty-five
Remove bay leaf
And serve sprinkled with parsley
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